I have two new best friends. And guess what?
They're machines.
Does this make me some sort of weird machine fetishist?
Regardless, Minnesota winters are long underwear and chapstick season. I've been sleeping under four blankets because my room doesn't get much heat from the furnace and I've gone through multiple sticks of the sweet stuff.
No longer! So long as I never leave my room, I can bask in the warmth of Ms. Space Heater and Dr. Humidifier.
I feel like the Land of Delusional Happiness might not be such a bad place. It's likely to be similar to La La Land or The Land of Green Ginger.
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